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Satire: Seton Hall Athletics adopts New Jersey diet

Seton Hall Athletics announced a complete revamp of its nutrition program this week, introducing a diet made up exclusively of New Jersey’s most iconic foods. The initiative replaces traditional performance-based meal planning with a standardized menu rooted in convenience and cultural familiarity.


MetLife Stadium under construction | Photo by Julianna Caliri

Satire: Seton Hall set to compete in New Jersey’s first-ever NJ College Olympics, according to Gov. Mikie Sherrill’s office

Instead of competing in sports like figure skating or swimming, New Jersey colleges and universities will focus on all the things that they do best: pork roll eating (or taylor ham, as some call it; this publication will not take a stance on what the breakfast meat is actually called in the interest of protecting our staff), “Jersey Shore” quotes trivia, and much more.


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