Reserving a table for one? Students show self-love through solo-dating
By Kaitlyn Campeau | April 10For many young adults, college is the first time they regularly spend time on their own.
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SAB Coffeehouse returns to Seton Hall with indie music performer Andy Tongren
By Kassandrah Blake | April 10On April 8, the Student Activities Board (SAB) Coffeehouse series resurfaced for since the first time since pre-COVID.
Students got ‘hot in NJ’ at SAB’s Malcolm Todd performance
By Lakyn Austin | April 2“Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm,” students chanted as they anticipated Malcolm Todd to take the stage at the Student Activities Board’s ONWARD Spring concert. Feet tired, adrenaline high after standing outside as early as five hours before Todd was set to take the stage.
Malcolm Todd ignites crowd at SAB Spring concert, calls student interactions his college experience
By Sofia Kasbo | April 2“Extra Extra read all about it” Seton Hall students were in their feels and sang loudly about it.
Satire: Seton Hall announces $1.2 million investment in Division I pickleball team
By Christian Hui | April 1In an official statement from Seton Hall University Athletics, the school has committed to investing $1,250,000 in a new Division I pickleball team that will compete in their inaugural season in 2026-2027.
Satire: Passionate hockey faceoff between Seton Hall Pirate, Rutgers Scarlet Knight sparks dating rumors
By Lianna Cruz | April 1The SHU student section might be looking a little different next season, as female students flock to Prudential Center to get the scoop on the latest dating rumors involving the Pirate.
Satire: Seton Hall adds rage-baiting course to next year’s required curriculum
By Lakyn Austin | April 1Students are excited to live in rage after Seton Hall announced a rage-baiting course on April 1, following recent online student demand.
Satire: Unexpected friendship blossoms between squirrel, bird couple in Seton Hall’s cafeteria
By Keira Bala | April 1Last December, two birds were trapped in the cafeteria, creating a nest in a window. They have since become inseparable since building their nest together in a corner beam, made from an intricate arrangement of napkins, chopsticks from the Asian station, and plastic plates from the Delicious Without station. It’s resourceful, a little chaotic, but undeniably theirs.
Satire: Seton Hall students rather watch men’s basketball games from bed, report says
By Zachary Mawby | April 1“Ball is life?” More like “Bed is life.”
Satire: Students competitively play Dress to Impress on Roblox
April 1Time for a new makeup look, where is the pink heart? Perfect, love it. Next, time for a new outfit that screams the cover of Vogue: a little coffee brown beret, caramel brown pencil skirt, bold gold jewelry, and a black bomber jacket, all tied together with gold and black pumps.
Satire: University Center to restore on-campus ‘Pub’
By Dominique Mercadante | April 1Paying ~$24 or more for a round-trip from South Orange to Morristown just to go to Iron Bar or Horseshoe Tavern for a mid night-out experience is no longer worth it when the University Center has other plans.
Satire: Seton Hall Athletics adopts New Jersey diet
By Megan Pitt | April 1Seton Hall Athletics announced a complete revamp of its nutrition program this week, introducing a diet made up exclusively of New Jersey’s most iconic foods. The initiative replaces traditional performance-based meal planning with a standardized menu rooted in convenience and cultural familiarity.
Satire: Seton Hall Study Abroad announces new program to Seaside Heights, New Jersey
By Sofia Kasbo | April 1Seton Hall is bringing a new study abroad program where instead of travelling across the ocean, students can take a trip down the Garden State Parkway to one of New Jersey’s most iconic locations.
Satire: Seton Hall cracks down on farting in the library
By Solomon Lee | April 1Have you ever worked in the library, minding your business, but couldn't focus because of a godawful smell? That’s because students are not afraid to fart in the library. We are tracking down the culprits of the farters (or trying to).
Satire: Pirate mascot lands $1 million NIL deal with Seton Hall Athletics
By Jaden Highsmith | April 1There is one fan favorite at every Seton Hall basketball game who never seems to have an off night. He is not in the starting lineup, or even on the bench, but he still brings energy every time he steps on the court.
Satire: Seton Hall set to compete in New Jersey’s first-ever NJ College Olympics, according to Gov. Mikie Sherrill’s office
By Jacqueline Litowinsky | April 1Instead of competing in sports like figure skating or swimming, New Jersey colleges and universities will focus on all the things that they do best: pork roll eating (or taylor ham, as some call it; this publication will not take a stance on what the breakfast meat is actually called in the interest of protecting our staff), “Jersey Shore” quotes trivia, and much more.
Satire: Fighting back on student parking… with paint?
By Ashley Smith | April 1The commuter life in college is hard; waking up before the sun rises to get ready and rush out the door. But when commuters finally make it to campus, they face the most daunting task, which is even harder than their coursework: parking.
Satire: Boland Hall experience: Living in these walls builds character
By Grace Tylee | April 1Boland Hall isn’t just a dorm room. It’s an experience that tests your limits and your survival skills.
Students crank the volume on podcasts amid rise in popularity
By Carly Hunter | March 31Podcasts can cover a wide range of topics, from true crime to self-help and offer students a variety of options that fit their personal interests.
Seton Hall student influencer goes viral for embracing curly hair culture
By Kassandrah Blake | March 30Campus has its own curly-haired queen, Alayna Rivera, also known to social media “ZaraeCurls,” who has gained a following on both TikTok and Instagram for posting curly-hair-related content.
