10. Angry Birds
9. Kevin Willard
8. Snooki or any of the other "Jersey Shore" cast members
7. Nicki Minaj, colorful wigs are a must
6. Honey Boo Boo
5. University President A. Gabriel Esteban
4. A newspaper reporter
3. Kimye:Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
2. A hipster
1. Harry Potter - there's always time if you didn't try this in middle school!