Top Ten and Hall Marks

Hogwarts classes SHU should offer:

10. Muggle Studies:Understanding the world around us.

9. Herbology: Then maybe we can make the trees smell better

8. Charms: So you no longer have to rely on Securitas

7. Ancient Runes: Understanding the SHUFLY schedule

6. Care of Magical Creatures: Getting rid of the raccoons in the Turrell dumpsters

5. Apparition: So you never have to walk alone

4. Transfiguration: Making your GDS food taste better

3. Defense Against the Dark Arts: Defense Against the Dark Streets, rather.

2. Potions: You can put the caffeine back in Four Loko.

1. Divination: So we can predict next week's news.